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Read on Project GutenbergBret Harte's Condensed Novels: New Burlesques opens with a narrator who declares himself a hero by listing his accomplishments—fluent in polite languages, a swordsman, a rider of anything from an elephant to a clotheshorse—only to have his sister-in-law immediately deflate him: 'A more conceited, self-satisfied little cad I never met than you.' This exchange sets the tone for the collection, where Harte skewers the conventions of popular fiction by exaggerating its tropes and letting characters undercut each other. The parodies target specific authors and styles, from Anthony Hope's Ruritanian romances to the moralizing novels of Hall Caine and Marie Corelli, as indicated by the table of contents.
The narrator of 'Rupert the Resembler' is a parody of the dashing hero archetype. He boasts of his resemblance to royalty, but his sister-in-law retorts, 'You resemble too much—you're ALWAYS resembling. You resemble a man of fashion, and you're not; a wit, and you're not; a soldier, a sportsman, a hero—and you're none of 'em.' This meta-commentary exposes the artificiality of such characters. Harte uses the narrator's own voice to reveal his vanity: he interprets women's blushes as attraction, then quips that it is 'the reflection of my red hair on a transparent complexion.' The egg spoon detail—'the egg spoon really had nothing to do with this speech, but it imparted such a delightfully realistic flavor to the scene'—mocks the trivial realism that authors insert to seem authentic.
In 'Dan'l Borem,' Harte parodies the rustic humorist and the publishing industry's appetite for 'quaint morril characters.' Dan'l's sister dismisses his long-winded horse-trade story as something 'ye kin read in a minit in the papers that takes YOU an hour to tell.' Dan'l then recounts a publisher's speech: 'We cultivated publishers is sick o' hearin' furrin' nashuns roarin' over funny 'Merrikan stories; we're goin' to show 'em that, even ef we haven't classes and titles and sich, we kin be dull.' The publisher advocates for 'protracted humor' and 'deep-seated nash'nul literature,' a direct jab at the trend toward ponderous historical romances. Harte thus critiques the commodification of regional dialect and the pretense of literary dignity.
The collection's table of contents names specific authors and works being parodied: 'Rupert the Resembler' after Rupert of Hentzau and The Prisoner of Zenda; 'The Stolen Cigar Case' by 'A. Co--n D--le' (Arthur Conan Doyle); 'Golly and the Christian' by 'H-ll C—ne' (Hall Caine); and 'Stories Three' by 'R-dy-d K-pl-ng' (Rudyard Kipling). Harte does not merely imitate style but exaggerates signature elements: the self-important hero, the detective's deductive flair, the melodramatic romance. The excerpts show that Harte's method is to compress a novel's plot into a few pages while inflating its most absurd features. The result is a series of concise, sharp-edged parodies that rely on reader familiarity with the originals.
Readers unfamiliar with the works being parodied may still enjoy Harte's wit, but the burlesques gain depth when read alongside the originals. The excerpts reveal a writer who understood the mechanics of popular fiction well enough to dismantle them. Pay attention to how Harte uses dialogue to puncture pretension—the sister-in-law's bluntness, Dan'l's sister's skepticism—and how he turns narrative conventions into punchlines. The humor is specific, dated in its references, but sharp in its critique of literary fashion.
I remember a summer when Condensed Novels sat open on my desk, its satire laughing at every hero who mistook his own sigh for history. Years later, Poppa Needs Shorts — Reading Companion arrived, and I noticed the same knowing wink—that gentle, tired fondness for characters who never quite see themselves. Some books are kin, sharing a quiet chuckle at our grand postures.
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